I simply cannot this is taking place to me yet again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are right back where we started. It's like a curse. To be honest, I'm starting to feel like giving up.

• Maybe I should change my routine
• Surely this is a dream
• This calls for a celebration (of sorts)

Can You Imagine What Just Happened!

I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

You Won't Trust This!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and out of nowhere a group of chickens came out over a car. They were hopping all over the place, and cars were confused. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Refuse to Believe What I See

It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in uttershock.

I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be real, right? It has to be a cruel joke.

Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

I Can't Even!

Folks won't believe that just occurred. , I kid you not, I feel I'm going to faint! All of it was just beyond belief.

• I can't even
• Like, for real
• I need to document this

See ya later! You won't believethe rest of the story!

I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It

Seriously, what I'm hearing is just making no sense. I attempt to grasping it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Should I re-read what I've been told?